Property: 3 beds / 1.5 baths, 2.5, Carpeted Floors, Wood Floors, Pool, Central AC. ID: 10663468

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Type:	Single Family
Address:	8389 N. Center Rd., Mount Morris, MI, 48458
Bedrooms:	3
Bathrooms:	1.5
Year Built:	2003
Sq. Footage:	1736.0
Price/Sqft:	$80.59
Property Tax:	^new! $2,130
Price:	$139,900
Sale Type:	For Sale By Owner

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Listing added: 2009-03-20

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Additional features: Floors: 2, Garage size: 2.5, School district: Genesee, Features: Carpeted Floors, Wood Floors, Pool, Central AC

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Does it really matter what I write here anymore?xa0 This crappy economy has made it SUCH a buyer's market that it is next to impossible to impress anyone anymore.

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Heck, I bet I could say something outrageous like the fridge in this move-in ready home dispenses diamonds and you'd probably yawn.xa0 Or, I could say that the five stall horse barn has a live-in goose that lays golden eggs, but you'd just roll your eyes and move along to the next house on the list.xa0 Maybe I could ramble on about hundred dollar bills mysteriously sprouting from the meticulously maintained flower beds.xa0 Unfortunately you'd probably still think you could find a better deal if you kept looking.

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So instead of going on about the sprawling acres loaded with wildlife, the complete horse facilities, the additional pole barn, the jetted tub, walk-in closet, HOME WARRANTY, Pergo floors, ceramic tile, brick patio, above ground pool, blah, blah, blah...I'm just going to say this; COME SEE IT!xa0 It's a great house that we built ourselves and have lovingly maintained.xa0 It's priced at a friggin' steal.xa0 SO SOMEONE STEAL IT ALREADY!

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*Diamond dispensing fridge, golden egg laying goose and money sprouting as if from nowhere are complete fabrications.xa0 The housexa0has the rest of the features listed, but not those.xa0 Sorry.xa0 Seller is not held responsible if you got your hopes up that you had found the motherload.xa0 However if you DO find a house with those features, buy it immediately.xa0 Or call me and I will because that would be sweet.

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*As our seemingly endless quest to sell our home continues, we have now enlisted the help of a realtor.xa0 Phone correspondence will now go through her.xa0 Thank you

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Features: Appliances Included, Patio/Balcony, Bonus/Great Room, Deck/Porch, Garage, Jetted Bathtub, Tile Floors.

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